Christian kick ass cop capers
This has got to be made into a film. Or a TV series. You can imagine the trailer. A deep voice-over. Based on a true story, a sassy female cop on the edge, a maverick who takes no shit and will bend the rules to catch her prey (or pray even). In one scene, she’s told by her tough police captain “You’ve got 24 hail Marys to solve this case!” And while she’s bringing down the bad guys, she’s raising a gifted but difficult child with a deadbeat dad. Cut to a another scene with a criminal in handcuffs, declaring “How did you know it was me?” The feisty female cop coolly replies…
“That’s intercession, motherfucker.”
Well, probably not the motherfucker bit. But it is based on a true story. In Spain, an icon of the Virgin Mary in Málaga was awarded the police gold medal of merit for being pretty awesome at fighting crime. Scooby Doo must be pissed off.